Jenna had sex with a dog.

Or at least thats what she claims. She mentioned it several months ago. I didnt pay any attention. I thought she was fucking with me. Then she said it again tonight. This time explaining in greater detail.

She and Lexis are wasted. Theyre downstairs in her room. Naked on her bed. Looking at porn. Her room smells of pussy and pot and potpourri. A strangely intoxicating combination. They showed me several movie clips. I think they wanted to shock me. Nothing can shock me after last summer. Not after witnessing Olivias porn collection. That was some strange stuff.

Anyway. Jenna said it happened when she was eleven. It was on her aunts country property. She was playing with the girls next door. It was summer time. They were running through the sprinklers. Jenna had to pee. So she went into her aunts barn. She claimed that the house was too far. Plus her aunt always complained about tracking dirt. So the barn was her pee destination of choice.

Anyway. There she was. Hidden in the barn. Crouching in the corner. Peeing away. All of a sudden. Something bumps into her ass. She screams. Jumps up. Turns around. Its Lucky. Her aunts pet mutt. She shoves him away. Squats down. Starts pissing again. Lucky comes back. Starts licking at her piss. It feels good. The way he laps at her pussy. That long tongue of his. Continuously lapping away. It drives her crazy. The way it snakes into her ass. She is powerless.

Thats the way it went. The remainder of the summer. Whenever she needed to piss. She went into the barn. Dragging Lucky with her. She even tried to reciprocate. She and girls next door. They tried pulling on his thing. But nothing ever happened. Poor dog. She said he got run over next spring. A tragic story. I dont know if its true or not. She could just be fucking with me.

Elizabeth from The Apprentice. She was in a Ballys commercial. It ran during tonights Apprentice.

On Top Model they cut that breast cancer girl. She was cute. Yummy cute. She didnt even make it into the top 20. That sucks. No one stands out this season. Except the lesbian. But thats only because shes a lesbian.