Wendy is a friend of Paulines. For some reason she reminds me of Christie Brinkley. That woman who does those exercise informercials. Anyway Pauline told us Wendy is a little crazy.

Kaya and I were at Paulines. Smoking and chilling on the front steps. Wendy comes screaming out of the house. She has nothing on except a slip. Two seconds later Pauline comes out. She asks us where Wendy went. We point and tell her. She runs after her.

Ten minutes pass. Wendy comes running from the other direction. She passes us. Then looks back. Scratches her head. Then she comes running towards us. Kaya and I bolt out of her way. She goes inside and slams the door. We stand for awhile looking at the door. Then we sit back on the steps. A couple minutes later we see Pauline. Shes staring our way. We wave to her. Tell her Wendy is in the house. She looks up. Puts her hands to her mouth. We stand and look up.

Wendy is on the roof. She has her slip pulled up over her head. Shes singing some old song. Then she falls on her ass. Crawls back through the window. Pauline runs over. Tells us we should go. So Kaya and I leave. We see her neighbors. Theyre peeking from behind their curtains. Hope they got a good show.