Tension in the household. A cold war. Lexis and Jenna. Theyve been fighting all week. Now they arent speaking. Its kind of scary. The deadening silence.

Ive kept my distance. Stayed out of the fray. I dont need the stress. Ive got enough of my own.

Ive been thinking about Tracy. Creating plausible fantasies. Its weird. When I masturbate its mostly Tracy. But when I dream its mostly Kaya.

We just spoke an hour ago. Shes alone with Mati. Tessa went skiing. Like Lexis and Jenna. Theyre not speaking to each other. She says its just a little tiff. That things are getting better. But her voice betrays her. It sounds like things are getting worse. I cant say that Im not happy. Its what Ive been hoping for. I know. Im a bad person.

This has been a shitty entry. I feel all fucked up. But this made me laugh. Someone at work sent it around:

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained, through our program of Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.

If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle. Employees who do not take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in Departmental Employee Evaluation Programs (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to Employee Attitude Training (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since your managers took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they do not have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, because they are full of S.H.I.T. already.

If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job, training others. We can add your name to our Basic Understanding Lecture List (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.). Those who are full of B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T. will get S.H.I.T. jobs, and can apply for promotion to Director of Intensity Programming (D.I.P. S.H.I.T.). If you have any questions, please direct them to our Head Of Training Special High Intensity Training (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).