Anal sex conversation between Patty and April. They work in Sales. I heard them during break. They were at the smoke area. They didnt know I was on the other side. Sitting on the bench. Its a nice hideaway. You can hear all sorts of stuff from the smoke area. Mostly gossip. But on rare occasions you hear something good. Like a rundown of last nights date. Or in this case a sexual position. Im guessing they were the only ones there. They spoke rather freely:

Patty: So did you do it? Are you locked and loaded?

April: Yeah its up there. Look behind. Does it show? (yelps loudly)

Patty: No its hidden. And you can barely feel it from the outside.

April: (squeals) I didnt ask you to touch it. Gah... you gave me a wedgie!

Patty: Quit your bitchin. You loved it and you know it. So hows it feel from the inside? Does it hurt when you sit?

April: No. But it feels like I have to poop! (giggles with Patty)

Patty: Thats normal. It just feels that way. You dont really have to poop. Unless you really have to poop that is.

April: Im not worried about pooping. Im worried about my wetness. My panties are soaked. Ive been rubbing myself all morning. I cant help it. This thing... its so weird.

Patty: (laughs) Hah! You like that? Youre gonna love the real thing.

That was pretty bizarre. Hearing that from their mouths. You wouldnt expect that from them. Someone else? Yeah. But not the bitches from Sales. Prim and proper. High and mighty. I have to agree with Patty though. Done correctly. Anal sex can feel good. Real good.

My first day back. Sheila was happy to see me. The summer hire hardly did anything. So I was pretty busy. Thats good. It kept my mind off of her. It also kept my mind off of dad. He called yesterday. Mom was right. He sounded really tired. He said the tough work is still ahead. They might extend their stay another week. We told him we loved him. My dad. My real life hero.

Jenna just knocked. Shes almost naked under her apron. Wearing only a thong. She told me dinner is ready.